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A bit of light hearted humour taken from “Phoenix Humour”, titled

“PIERRE THE FIGHTER PILOT”

  Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, is having a picnic with his girlfriend. After the meal she turns to him and says, “Pierre, kiss my red lips”. Pierre pulls out his best bottle of red wine and empties it all over the girl`s lips, then he dives in. After five minutes she pulls back and, out of breath, says, “Pierre that`s wonderful, but why the wine?” “ Because I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot, and with red meat, I drink red wine”. “Oooh” she purs, “kiss me lower”. Pierre pulls out a bottle of white wine and splashes it over her breast. He rips her blouse off and dives in, kissing. After five minutes she pulls back and pants, “wonderful, but why do need the white wine?”.

“Because I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot, and when I eat white meat I drink white wine”.The girl swoons, “oooh, Pierre, kiss me even lower”. Pierre reaches into the picnic basket, pulls out his best cognac and pours it over her crotch. He srikes a match, throws it in and up it goes. “Aarghh ! Pierre Pierre !” yells the women, patting down the flames, “why why ?”. “Because I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot”, he answers coolly. “And when I go down, I go down in flames”.

Colin Hostler.

Since November 21st 2006